Barely educated, doesn't like hard work, basically a bum. Yep, life is pretty good.
When I was a kid, after I saw an episode of Archie’s Weird Mysteries, I thought if I realized that I was in a dream when I was asleep, I could do anything I wanted inside the dream, like fly, which was my biggest wish. I tried really hard to tell myself to be aware before I went to sleep, to no avail, and it was the biggest disappointment of my childhood, worse than any broken promises.
On another note, I was a huge idiot :)
I absolutely agree with this, I spent years as a kid trying to fly in a dream because of this bullshit fact. Not surprisingly, I was also a giant idiot.